{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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